Oh hai I has super powers now

So if I could have any super power what would it be? Well I think a sweet super power would be to know literally everything. And I'm not saying the typical brainiac hero whose head is the size of a watermelon. Regular sized head but know everything. Now I guess it sounds lame but once you think about the possibilities then it becomes a lot better. Knowing everything means that I would know how to acquire other powers. Therefore my powers would then be limitless. I would also know every weakness of any other super-powered nemesis that I may have so I wouldn't really have to worry about him/her. So basically by knowing everything I would obtain every power and never have a challenge because I knew how to overcome it. The only downside to this would be that nothing would ever challenge my intellect which would end up becoming boring. Another sweet power would be telekinesis. Like how Mewtwo is in the first Pokemon movie (don't lie and say you never saw this). Being able to just toss people around with my mind and conjour up energy balls would be sweet. So either one would work for me.

Hey look I'm on teh Intrawebs

So lets pick a fun age to have a website at. You know I'm not really sure what age would be the best because I have gone through so many phases of my life. Personally I think having a website now would be the best for me. Through this blog I've been able to express myself without any care about opinions. At the same time my complete and total bluntness about everything and how I see things has gotten me a few compliments. People have said that they enjoy reading my blog for that reasons and find it funny just the way that I put things. So having a website would probably be similar to me having this blog. I could rant about whatever I felt like in my normal headstrong mannerism and just be as blunt as I felt like. I think talking about what is going on the world as it is in my eyes would be an easy way to be comical and to actually inform people to some degree about what is going on.

Fear the Fearless

I know a lot of people think this about themselves but most of the time it isn't true. I'm really not truly afraid of anything. I know some people feel that it is impossible to not have fear but it goes along with my theory that there is no limit to apathy. I just tend to focus that apathy towards fearing things. I mean don't get me wrong things make me nervous but I wouldn't consider it fear. I figure that I have to be afraid of something but I just haven't encountered it yet. I don't really think that death scares me which I guess is slightly odd for a person my age to think about. I think that since I believe in fate, I have no fear of what lies ahead of me and realize I have to take things one step at a time. If that means death then I have no choice but to accept my fate. Actually come to think of it there is only one thing that I think I fear right now. And that is the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I mean any rabbit that can bite through chain mail and jump so far and have pointy teeth and etc. has to be pretty scary. For those of you who haven't seen that movie please go rent it and watch it because it is amazing.

Communism FTW

My dear friends, if there is one person whom I would like to meet more than any other, it would have to be Karl Marx. I mean he is the creator of communism. I guess I need to restate my love for the idea that is communism. I also need to restate that the only reason communism fails is because human nature cannot be controlled enough to make people happy and equal. Humans constantly want to prove that they are the best and communism forbids economic bettering of others. To meet somebody who had such faith in humanity would be impressive. I know that humans are flawed and I know human nature cannot be overcome but he did. I think meeting him could have a significant impact on the way that I view the world. Maybe if he understood humans more then he could recreate communism into a more possible government system. This man had more significance than he ever could have anticipated. He basically created the Red Scare and created a government system that one of the largest countries used. I guess Karl Marx is just a misunderstood genius.

Wow didn't I do the perfect date for my impromptu...

Hello everybody I'm personally not a huge fan of this topic because I'm not much of a "date" person and because I'm fairly apathetic when it comes to things like this. So to counter my dislike, I am going to come up with the most random things I can think of so remember I'm not being serious at all -_-. So seeing as my dad has a really nice car (Shelby Mustang GT500) I would probably start out by stealing that. I mean every date has to start somewhere so I think I should go pick up said girl in my dad's nice car. -Drives and picks up girl- So after picking up this girl I guess I would just kind of go from there. If she was fine with just hanging out at one of our houses just talking and watching movies all night I would be fine with that. I guess a perfect date doesn't really have to be going someplace or something like that. I think a first date is more about getting to know the person and who they are. I mean obviously you should know enough about them to start but it should be a time of furthering that emotional connection with them. And I guess if I had to make a choice I would say laying beneath the stars at night just watching the night sky. For those of you who haven't realized it yet, half of that was actually true.

Dr. Phail

Yes as a matter of fact I do think I'm witty with the title. Anyways, today's topic is a difficult one for me for two reasons. The first is that I don't really pay that much attention to celebrities or anything so I'm not exactly up to date with what is going on. The second reason goes along with the first. My second reason is that I pretty much hate every celebrity that exists. I mean I'll give credit to those in bands that don't suck (notice how I say bands) and a few comics but other than that I really don't like celebrities. So the celebrity that I think is more annoying than any other ever is Dr. Phil. So I know people are going to wonder how I think this old guy who tries helping people out with their problems is annoying. And I guess I'm going to have to explain or risk being chastized by all who like him. The reason for my dislike is that he thinks he knows everything that there is to know about teens. As if we are all the same. He talks in a way that makes me get very annoyed because he really does act like every teen is the same and that all of our brains work in the exact same way. I understand that there are a large group of people that tend to think the same because they have no sense of individuality. Wait no let me rephrase that. They think that they are individuals but somehow having the same clothes and shoes and everything doesn't make them an individual (not sure how that makes sense -_-). So my mom really likes this guy and always mentions to me how he has all these good points about raising your kids and all that jazz. But I've said it to her and now I'll say it here: I'm not like most people his techniques would not work with me. I then normally rant about how much I dislike him and how he is an idiot. Now to run off-topic slightly. I laugh at the shows like Nanny 911 and Super Nanny because when there are older kids, they use these childish techniques but somehow they work. I sit there sometimes just watching it with my mom (because tv distracts me very easily) and I comment on how nothing this woman is doing would have any effect on me. I guess my whole logic here is that I hate people who think that everybody can be read the exact same way and be handled in the exact same manner. It will never work and I'm just upset that these complete idiots are making so much money off of their shows because people buy into their garbage.

The summer -_-

I'm going to start out by saying this: I really don't like the summer. Call me crazy but it just isn't my thing. I mean I guess I enjoy being able to go outside and vacations are fun and not having school is nice but that is basically it. I sit around outside and do nothing. No different than during the winter when I sit inside and do nothing. I'm a winter guy. I snowmobile and ski and those happen to be two things that I really enjoy. I love the snow even though I never play in it anymore. It's just really nice to see a world covered in white. It's so peaceful, so calm, so tranquil. Anyways I'm straying off topic. As for my summer plans, I'm sure it will be like every other summer. I'll sit around with my friends until 11 at night in which case I'll end up getting a call from my mom telling me that I need to come inside because she is weird like that. I'll then go into my basement stay on the computer until 5 in the morning sleep until 10 and repeat the process. I mean there is some variation because some days we will just sit around and other days we will play airsoft or bike to the dollar store. Actually I really enjoy biking just around. I got into the habit of going on semi-long rides with my brother and neighbors towards the end of the summer. I made a 20mile round-trip from my house to crestview and back which was fun. I actually got the nice cut in my profile picture from flipping my bike on one of these rides. So biking is always fun but things aren't that easy because my mom doesn't want us riding at night and we have dinner at 6 so we only have a couple hours of light to do anything that far. Other than the long bike rides, I figure I'm going to Myrtle Beach for vacation... again. It isn't that I mind going there it's just that I go there every year. I mean it seems that I always meet some girl(s) to hang out with which is always fun but I tend to have a girlfriend which results in problems when I get home. I'm loyal I just flirt a little much. Anyways I'm just planning on having the best summer I can and ignore my normal swing of things to just have a good time and not worry so much about the little bits of trouble I could end up in once in a while.
Summer 2006
Summer 2008
Hopefully Summer 2009 :]